DubyaSpeak Quiz

It has been said that Dubya's only real competition in the category of "politician with dubious diction" is former VP Danny Quayle. Let's see if you can tell the difference between the two. For each question, choose the quote that Dubya said.

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Question #1
  1. "There was no influence used. I didn't have to use any influence because before I applied, there were openings, when I applied, there were openings, and after I applied, there were openings. Those are the facts. And if you're interested in the facts, there they are."
  2. "I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe - I believe what I believe is right."
Question #2
  1. "I hope there's some respect and dignity for things I did not do."
  2. "I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn't here."
Question #3
  1. "I was a less than serious student in college. If I had it to do over again, I would be far more serious. I did play a lot of golf. But I don't think that's any reflection on my ability to lead this nation."
  2. "My friends allege that I showed up in a Nixon mask one year and that another time I dressed as Mahatma Gandhi in a toga that looked like a diaper by the end of the night."
Question #4
  1. "I think one of the things you'll hear is that even though times are kind of tough right now, that we're America."
  2. "You have a part-time job, and that's better than no job at all."
Question #5
  1. "This president is going to lead us out of this recovery. It will happen."
  2. "We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end."
Question #6
  1. "See, in times of recession it's important to let people keep their own money. And when they keep their own money, they're going to demand some good or service. And by demanding a good or a service, somebody will produce the good and service, which means jobs. That's what that means."
  2. "If you listen to the news, read the news, you'd think we were still in a recession. Well, we're not in a recession. We've had growth. People need to know that. They need to be more upbeat, more positive."
Question #7
  1. "I've been very blessed with wonderful parents and a wonderful family, and I am proud of my family. Anybody turns to their family. I have a very good family. I'm very fortunate to have a very good family. I believe very strongly in the family. It's one of the things we have in our platform, is to talk about it."
  2. "We have struggle to not proceed, but to 'precede' to the future of a nation's child."
Question #8
  1. "The Civil War was the best war we've ever had because when you're fighting with yourself, you're always going to win."
  2. "I believe the role of the military is to fight and win war and therefore prevent war from happening in the first place."
Question #9
  1. "It's in your best interests, by the way, that we have a literate tomorrow. You're irrelevant if people can't read. And we need to start figuring out whether they can or cannot early in a child's career."
  2. "The future will be a better tomorrow."
Question #10
  1. "The goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen."
  2. "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world."

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