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Dubya Incidents (Page 3)
WHEN EXIT STRATEGIES FAIL...
(A clear desire to put a lot of distance between himself and the press has an unexpected outcome for Dubya, as adapted from a report made by BBC News, Nov. 20, 2005)
BEIJING, China - After answering just six questions from a group of US reporters, the president strode away heading towards the door. President Bush tugged at both handles on the double doors before admitting: "I was trying to escape. Obviously, it didn't work." Mr Bush was in China in the latest stop of his East Asia tour. The president had called the news session with US reporters at his hotel. His earlier meeting with Chinese President Hu Jintao did not permit media questions. Mr Bush answered a range of questions before one reporter said: "Respectfully, sir - you know we're always respectful - in your statement this morning with President Hu, you seemed a little off your game, you seemed to hurry through your statement. There was a lack of enthusiasm. Was something bothering you?" The president answered: "Have you ever heard of jet lag? Well, good. That answers your question." The reporter asked for a follow-up question but the president then thanked the attending journalists and said "No you may not" as he walked away. He strode from the lectern to the door, trying both handles to no avail, adding awkardness to an already uncomfortable outing. An aide escorted him on to dinner at the Great Hall of the People. DUBYA AND THE PONTIFF, FINAL CHAPTER
 Is it just me, or is this kind of a strange thing to do at the funeral of Pope John Paul II?
QUIET ON THE SET... AND... ACTION!
(Excerpted from a report by Deb Riechmann, Associated Press, found on Yahoo! News)  WASHINGTON - It was billed as a conversation with U.S. troops, but the questions President Bush asked on a teleconference call Thursday were choreographed to match his goals for the war in Iraq and Saturday's vote on a new Iraqi constitution.
"This is an important time," Allison Barber, deputy assistant defense secretary, said, coaching the soldiers before Bush arrived. "The president is looking forward to having just a conversation with you." Barber said the president was interested in three topics: the overall security situation in Iraq, security preparations for the weekend vote and efforts to train Iraqi troops. As she spoke in Washington, a live shot of 10 soldiers from the Army's 42nd Infantry Division and one Iraqi soldier was beamed into the Eisenhower Executive Office Building from Tikrit — the birthplace of former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein. "I'm going to ask somebody to grab those two water bottles against the wall and move them out of the camera shot for me," Barber said. A brief rehearsal ensued. "OK, so let's just walk through this," Barber said. "Captain Kennedy, you answer the first question and you hand the mike to whom?" "Captain Smith," Kennedy said. "Captain. Smith? You take the mike and you hand it to whom?" she asked. "Captain Kennedy," the soldier replied. And so it went. "If the question comes up about partnering — how often do we train with the Iraqi military — who does he go to?" Barber asked. "That's going to go to Captain Pratt," one of the soldiers said. "And then if we're going to talk a little bit about the folks in Tikrit — the hometown — and how they're handling the political process, who are we going to give that to?" she asked. Before he took questions, Bush thanked the soldiers for serving and reassured them that the U.S. would not pull out of Iraq until the mission was complete. The president told them twice that the American people were behind them. "You've got tremendous support here at home," Bush said. White House press secretary Scott McClellan said Thursday's event was coordinated with the Defense Department but that the troops were expressing their own thoughts. With satellite feeds, coordination often is needed to overcome technological challenges, such as delays, he said. The soldiers all gave Bush an upbeat view of the situation. The president also got praise from the Iraqi soldier who was part of the chat. "Thank you very much for everything," he gushed. "I like you." On the training of Iraqi security forces, Master Sgt. Corine Lombardo from Scotia, N.Y., said to Bush: "I can tell you over the past 10 months, we've seen a tremendous increase in the capabilities and the confidences of our Iraqi security force partners." Lombardo told the president that she was in New York City on Nov. 11, 2001, when Bush attended an event recognizing soldiers for their recovery and rescue efforts at Ground Zero. She said the troops began the fight against terrorism in the wake of the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and were proud to continue it in Iraq. "I thought you looked familiar," Bush said, and then joked: "I probably look familiar to you, too." [DubyaSpeak: This was probably the only unscripted moment in the entire encounter. It started out with Dubya trying to find out if the Master Sgt. was in New York on 9/11, but she didn't catch it and talked right over him.] Paul Rieckhoff, director of the New York-based Operation Truth, an advocacy group for U.S. veterans of Iraq and Afghanistan, denounced the event as a "carefully scripted publicity stunt." Five of the 10 U.S. troops involved were officers, he said. "If he wants the real opinions of the troops, he can't do it in a nationally televised teleconference," Rieckhoff said. "He needs to be talking to the boots on the ground and that's not a bunch of captains." DUBYA NEEDS A BATHROOM BREAK
(Reported everywhere immediately after it happened)
DUBYA IN DENIAL
(Excerpted from a report by the Associated Press, found on USA Today and other news sites)  In a letter to the Senate's Homeland Security Committee chairwoman, [Harry] Reid, the Senate Democratic leader, pressed for a wide-ranging investigation and answers to several questions, including: "How much time did the president spend dealing with this emerging crisis while he was on vacation? Did the fact that he was outside of Washington, D.C., have any effect on the federal government's response?"
At a news conference, Pelosi, D-Calif., said Bush's choice for head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency had "absolutely no credentials." She related that she had urged Bush at the White House on Tuesday to fire Michael Brown. "He said 'Why would I do that?'" Pelosi said. '"I said because of all that went wrong, of all that didn't go right last week.' And he said 'What didn't go right?'" "Oblivious, in denial, dangerous," she added. THE PALMEIRO INCIDENT
 On July 15, 2005, Dubya's friend and Baltimore Oriole slugger Rafael Palmeiro became only the fourth major league player to hit more than 500 home runs and 3,000 base hits.
Now, here's Dubya from his 2004 State of the Union Address: "The use of performance-enhancing drugs like steroids in baseball, football and other sports is dangerous and it sends the wrong message. That there are shortcuts to accomplishment and that performance is more important than character."
Here's Dubya, upon the announcement of Palmeiro's 10-day suspension from baseball, ordered on Aug. 1, 2005 for testing positive for the use of steroids: "Rafael Palmeiro is a friend. He testified in public and I believe him. He's the kind of person that's going to stand up in front of the klieg lights and say he didn't use steroids, and I believe him. Still do."
So, either Dubya is in denial, or he thinks Major League Baseball is lying when it says his friend is using steroids. Neither interpretation is particularly reassuring. FRATBOY STATESMAN
Dubya, warming up for the cameras back in his Governor days, lets loose with his "one-fingered victory salute." This really happened. See for yourself below. [Kids, this isn't for you.]
TOBY THE REUTERS MAN
(As reported by Tim Grieve in the Salon.com War Room, Jul. 6, 2005)  After George W. Bush's most recent press conference, some reporters complained that the president hadn't taken questions from very many female reporters — "very many," in this case, meaning more than one. The day after the press conference, White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan was asked, "At the press conference yesterday, approximately 25 percent of the journalists were women, and the president took only one question from a woman reporter. Can you explain this pattern?" McClellan said it was the media's fault; if editors would assign more female reporters to the White House, the president would have the ability to call on more female reporters.
If that answer wasn't exactly a satisfying one, the president didn't help himself much during a stop in Denmark on the way to Scotland Tuesday. Bush apparently wanted to take a question from Reuters, so he shouted out, "Reuters man, Toby." Only it turns out that "Reuters man, Toby" is Tabassum Zakaria, who happens to be a woman. Bush immediately corrected himself, then made matters worse. "Woman — excuse me, I can see that," he said. "So how long have you been on the presidential beat?" When Zakaria said that she'd been covering the White House since February, Bush told her, "Yes, well, make yourself less scarce." OUT-OF-CONTROL THREEPEAT!
(What is it with Dubya and bikes/scooters? Excerpted and adapted from Yahoo! News story, Jul. 6, 2005)  GLENEAGLES, Scotland - President Bush collided with a local police officer and fell during a bike ride on the grounds of the Gleneagles golf resort while attending a meeting of world leaders Wednesday.
Bush suffered "mild to moderate" scrapes on his hands and arms that required bandages by the White House physician, said White House spokesman Scott McClellan. The accident occurred on asphalt, McClellan said. It was raining lightly at the time, and Bush was wearing a helmet. Police said the officer suffered a "very minor" ankle injury. The presidential bike suffered some damage, McClellan said, so Bush rode back to the hotel in a Secret Service vehicle. A year ago, Bush was cut and bruised when he sailed over the handlebars while riding a mountain bike at his Texas ranch. In 2003, he tried out a Segway, the standup, motorized scooter at the family's seaside estate in Maine. It went down on his first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine.
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